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Raise Your Hand

Easy, breezy, beautiful! CoverGirl.

Lady Godiva

1 month ago - 2

What? Speak into my good ear.

Vincent Van Gogh

1 month ago - 8

I don’t know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line.

Fyodor Fyodorovich Raskolnikov.

1 month ago - 11

I only believe in gay marriage if there is also gay divorce.

Henry VIII

1 month ago - 7

Wasn’t me.

Pontius Pilate

1 month ago - 8

Here she comes again, with her suede blue eyes, she’s my best friends girl, but she used to be mine.

King Arthur

1 month ago - 3

Does this look infected to you?

“Typhoid Mary” Mallon

1 month ago - 2

May the odds be ever in your favor

Vespasian

1 month ago - 3

Rub a dub dub!

Elizabeth Báthory

1 month ago - 99

Hey ho let’s go, hey ho let’s go, hey ho let’s go; they’re forming in a straight line, they’re all revved up and ready to go, the Blitzkrieg bop

Erwin Rommel

1 month ago - 19

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